"Commercials need to shut up!" - Senate →
Better idea: watch Dexter on Showtime and Bored to Death on HBO. (neither have commercials and are much better than Community and Modern Family) Just sayin’
Life has been hard to get through ever since Arrested Development ended. There are actually dozens of never nudes out there, in case you were wondering.
Last night, a couple of friends were talking about how they liked Toot it and Boot it. C’mon, really? I, myself, prefer Tooted and Pooed It.
This happened last night.
Event Description: “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!” Who among us has not wanted to open their window and shout that at the top of their lungs? Seriously, who? … Because we’re looking for those people. We’re looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the...
Women With Long Arms More Attractive Than Those... →
What about long torso and short legs?
Let's make like Budweiser
Here we go!