Jenna Daily: Archive

Alright, what gives?

I’m finding myself in perpetual boredom. It is impossible for me to even attempt to think about trying to give up dairy even though I am lactose intolerant. Good television doesn’t exist anymore. I’m a gaming fiend and really grateful that I never learned WOW because I would have been one of those skinny kids who drinks 12 sodas a night. What is that noise that my car makes?...

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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Lexophiles

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. 8. With...

Feb 16th

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