March 2011
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we...
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A starving boy goes to a wise man and says, “Wise man, I am very hungry I need food.” The wise man tells the boy to trek across the forest and on the other side there will be a bacon tree. The starving boy treks across the forest for hours until he sees a small tree with pigs hanging from the branches. As he goes to grab one of the pigs there is suddenly gunfire and bullets flying...
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Movie Trailer of the Day: Midnight in Paris
Owen Wilson is lost in Paris. With Woody Allen’s neurosis. A bad (and potentially hilarious) combination.
Wilson stars in Woody Allen’s upcoming film, “Midnight In Paris,” as one of half of a couple vacationing in Paris. Enamored with the city, he begins to disappear at night from his fiancee, played by Rachel McAdams, entering...
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