July 2011
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A dying granny tells her grandson
“I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $8,398,750.78 in cash.” The grandson, about to be rich, says, “Oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, his granny whispered, “Facebook”
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WatchWatch
Every Argument Every Couple Has Ever Had Ever
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Merlot
 A  man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually  attractive Woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.   So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,  ‘This is from the Gentleman who is seated over there.’…. And  indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then...
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